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St. Matthew Ev. Lutheran ChurchSaint Matthew Lutheran Church     Warrens, Wisconsin


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LCMS WORSHIP SERVICE and POTLUCK


St. Matthew Lutheran Church
becomes a member of
The Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod

 

Sunday, February 24, 2013


(from left to right)
Phillip Enderle
, St. Matthew Church Pastor
, John Wille, LCMS South Wisconsin District President
Jeff Holthaus
, St. Matthew Church Chairman

 

 

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"We gather together.. "
 
The Three Sisters
 
 
 
Brothers Sisters

 
 


An "awwwww" moment.
 
 
Grandparents
 

 

 
      
 

 

"A person's a person, no matter how small."
                              - Dr. Seuss

  

   

“From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot.
Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us
would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
- Jarod Kintz, author

 

  

 

Our love to God is measured by our everyday
fellowship with others and the love it displays.

                                   
- Andrew Murray
 

  

A good friend doesn't let you do stupid things... alone.

 

 

Yummy Stuff!

       

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on
the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck

 

                 

  

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!

 

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Last but not least, something to leave you smiling...
 
 
 
LAUGHING AT OURSELVES

Garrison Keillor on Lutherans
 
1. Lutherans believe in prayer, but would practically die if asked to pray out loud.

2. Lutherans like to sing, except when confronted with a new hymn or a hymn with more than four stanzas.

3. Lutherans believe their pastors will visit them in the hospital, even if they don't notify them that they are there.

4. Lutherans usually follow the official liturgy and will feel it is their way of suffering for their sins.

5. Lutherans believe in miracles and even expect miracles, especially during their stewardship visitation programs or when passing the plate.
 
6. Lutherans feel that applauding for their children's choirs would make the kids too proud and conceited.
 
7. Lutherans think that the Bible forbids them from crossing the aisle while passing the peace.
 
8. Lutherans drink coffee as if it were the Third Sacrament.
 
9. Some Lutherans still believe that the marriage of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in
America and the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod make for a mixed marriage. And when and where I grew up in Minnesota, intermarriage between the two was about as popular as Lutherans and Catholics marrying.
 
10. Lutherans feel guilty for not staying to clean up after their own wedding reception in the Fellowship Hall.
 
11. Lutherans are willing to pay up to one dollar for a meal at church.
 
12. Lutherans think that Garrison Keillor stories are totally factual.
 
13. Lutherans still serve Jell-O in the proper liturgical color of the season and think that peas
in a tuna noodle casserole add a little too much color.
 
14. Lutherans believe that it is OK to poke fun at themselves and never take themselves too seriously.


 
And finally, you know you're a Lutheran when...

It's 100 degrees, with 90% humidity and you still have coffee after the service.
 
You hear something really funny during the sermon and smile as loudly as you can.
 
Donuts are a line item in the church budget, just like coffee.
 
The communion cabinet is open to all, but the coffee cabinet is locked up tight.
 
*When you watch a 'Star Wars' movie and they say,
'May the Force be with you', you respond, 'and also with you'.
 
 
Garrison Keillor

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